If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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