my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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