is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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