I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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