butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Jerry, you need to find god
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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