I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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