Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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