The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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