you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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