If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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