This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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