I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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