Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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