i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm too high and old for this...
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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