I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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