hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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