Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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