Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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