8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My feet surprised me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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