I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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