summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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