We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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