turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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