god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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