i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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its like you know when i get waxed
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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