U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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