A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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