Apparently you make a good broom.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm passing your future prison.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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