quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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