Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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