brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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