On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
farters have to be the big spoon...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
What a dumb baby whore.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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