so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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