Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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