Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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