If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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