the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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