wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
