i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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