Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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