Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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