I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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