SEEEEXXX PLEASE
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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