Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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