Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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