He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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