So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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