He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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