He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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