I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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