do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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