he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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