He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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