Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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