She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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