if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If that was your dad, he is hot
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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