I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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