ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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